Looking back over the not too distant past, it seemed I was on the perpetual quest for the perfect job.
I thought I had found it; a proof reader/editor position. This job was perfect for me for I would be immersed in writing and the English language and I could work from home in my pyjamas. Actually Tony found the advertisement when I away from Cairns. I told him I’d look at it when I got
home.
He gave me the torn square of newsprint when I returned at midnight after nine hours of travelling by car, train then plane. I was exhausted and quickly scanned the ad
for the submission-of-applications date, 16th February. If tonight was Sunday, 8th February, the 16th was Monday week.
This was perfect because I could work all
week and not have to think about addressing the selection criteria until the
weekend.
Saturday arrived and I noticed, in the clear light of a
summer’s morning and after a full nine hours of sleep, the submission date
was actually Friday, 16th February. Friday was in fact the 13th.
I panicked. Was it Friday, 13th
or Monday, 16th?
I’d missed the Black Friday deadline so went with the Monday.
When my brother dropped in a few hours later I showed him the ad.
Stephen knows about interviews and applications. I asked him whether it was Friday 13th or Monday 16th?’
He laughed. ‘Cathy,
it’s a trick question.’ I was
perplexed. ‘The job is for a proof
reader/editor and you’ve missed the contradiction. But go for it anyway.’
So on Monday I emailed my application and within an hour I
received a call to attend an interview at 3 pm the next day. I could barely hear the woman speaking
because there was a fire drill and the siren was sounding.
‘What time?’ I yelled.
‘Three?’
‘Yes. Three o’clock.’
‘Please email a confirmation and address,’ I said over the
din. ‘I can’t hear properly.’
When I checked my emails that night, sure enough there was a
confirmation for an interview at 2 pm on Tuesday. Naturally I assumed I had heard the time
incorrectly.
I was excited. I
wanted this job and I arrived for the interview 20 minutes early at 1.40 pm.
I met the two directors, friendly women and we chatted about
writing and the Torres Strait for a few minutes. They led me to a conference room and I sat opposite them at a large, polished wooden table. Each woman held two sheets of paper unfamiliar to me. Interview questions, I assumed.
‘So I bet it’s cooler on the Tablelands?’ said the dark
haired one.
I wondered if this was another trick question. ‘Apparently it is a few degrees cooler up
there. Five or six.’
‘Aren’t you from Millaa Millaa?’ said the blonde with tense
brows.
‘No, Cairns. Smithfield, actually.’
‘Aren’t you Jennifer?’ said the brunette. Her chin had dropped a little.
‘No, Catherine.’
They both gasped to me then turned to each other and gasped
again. They stood and rushed from the room. Muffled conversation wafted from the
adjoining office then silence.
They appeared at the door.
‘Let’s start again,’ said the brunette.
‘Hi, I’m Catherine.’
I stood and extended my hand.
They sat down and I noticed they were each holding a copy of
my resume. They talked about their
company, their vision, my role and responsibility. They asked some questions and I asked some questions. The brunette's words became rushed as she advised the hours and the rate of pay. The blonde, running her words together, asked if
I could start on Friday.
‘Well,’ I said, ‘I am working-‘
‘Monday?’ said the brunette.
‘Possibly, but-‘
‘We’lltalkaboutthatlater,’ said the blonde.
‘Doyouhaveanymorequestions?’ said the brunette.
‘Um.’
‘Okay,’ said the blonde as they both stood and thanked me for coming in.
The brunette gestured towards the door the blonde had
opened. At the door, the brunette began to steer me with one arm, the other raised and
holding the sheets of my resume, as if she was shielding me from something
unpleasant. The blonde appeared to be a
human shield from whatever I wasn’t supposed to see.
I was pushed through the reception area to the exit … but
not before I saw a woman seated next to the magazine table with a folder on her
lap. This must have been Jennifer from
Millaa Millaa, probably wondering why her 2pm interview was fifteen minutes
late.
I laughed quietly to myself on the way home thinking about
the comedy of errors; the application date confusion, the altered interview
time, the wrong resume, the wrong town, the wrong woman. I had more than enough chaos from my family. I didn't need more in my working life.
I waited the appropriate few hours and then sent a polite email asking for my application
(for the perfect job, dammit!) to be withdrawn.
I would re-embark on the perpetual quest for the perfect job.
hot damn - that would be my perfect job. With time to run a little dog walking business on the side.
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