I spent Easter Friday and Saturday helping Bubu pack up her
house. Actually, I spent Saturday
helping Bubu pack up because one minute after starting work on Friday, I questioned her logic. She wanted to empty the contents of a room - furniture, boxes, blankets and
fabric - into the hallway to enable the Persian carpet to be vacuumed and rolled up. Surely, it would make sense to pack up the things then attack the carpet.
‘Catherine, stop.’
She turned to Kibby and Sutchy.
‘Keep going boys.’
I pleaded with her a minute longer, maybe three mintues.
‘Catherine, go and see Jenny Cory.’
I imagined having a crystal ball (there was probably one buried somewhere) and I gazed into the watery orb. The day before me involved more of these situations and my slow decline into irreversible insanity. Or I could spend the day with Jenny, a bestie of two-plus decades. I left in a cloud of
dust and dust mites.
By five, my jaw muscles were aching from excessive talking
and I headed back to Bubu’s.
Saturday was more productive. However I was continually picking up an
object and asking Bubu, ‘What’s this?’ and ‘Can I chuck it out?’ with
increasing exasperation. I naturally
assumed many of her ‘collections’ were better placed in landfill or the op
shop.
It went like this, all day.
‘Bubu, what’s this?’ of a visor type contraption.
‘It belongs to the bird cage.’
‘So I’ll chuck it out?’ I was eternally hopeful.
‘No, keep it.’
‘It belongs to the bird cage.’
‘So I’ll chuck it out?’ I was eternally hopeful.
‘No, keep it.’
‘Bubu, what’s this?’ of a ceramic lid. I hoped its base was crushed into a thousand
pieces so I could chuck the lid.
‘It belongs to my water dispenser.’
‘Can I chuck it?’
‘No, the bottom is somewhere. In there.’ “In there” was the laundry piled a metre high with towels and sheets.
‘It belongs to my water dispenser.’
‘Can I chuck it?’
‘No, the bottom is somewhere. In there.’ “In there” was the laundry piled a metre high with towels and sheets.
‘Bubu, what’s this?’ of a small, synthetic bag containing
little pieces of wood.
‘I don’t know. Let me see.’ Pause. ‘It’s guitar stuff.’
‘Chuck it out?’ There wasn’t a guitar in sight.
‘No, I want to keep it.’
‘I don’t know. Let me see.’ Pause. ‘It’s guitar stuff.’
‘Chuck it out?’ There wasn’t a guitar in sight.
‘No, I want to keep it.’
Sigh.
We survived the day together.
The following morning, Bubu got revenge. I was leaning back in a chair at the dining
table, my feet on a chair so my torso
and thighs made a wide V. Bubu stopped as she was walking past.
‘Catherine, what’s this?’
She was pointing to my torso.
I looked down to the fabric of my singlet. ‘Nothing.’
‘No, look, this.’ She
was closer, pointing.
‘There’s nothing.’ I
smoothed the fabric several times as if there might be a prickle.
‘It’s a little roll of fat.
Very womanly.’ And she walked
off.
Very good, Bubu. I’ll
pay that one.
As I tucked the errant
flesh back under the waistband of my shorts, I lamented that I could not simply
chuck it out.
NOT fat - a small amount of loose skin. The kind that becomes cutely looser as a woman ages. I know you don't have fat. Now, get ME sitting at your mother's table and her comment might be justified. And I seem to remember a previous post where you asserted that Bubu wasn't a hoarder. I refrained from comment then, now I'm thinking "hmmm...?"
ReplyDeleteLoose skin. I like that. I just wish it would stay loose under waist bands, not sort of lose itself above it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah. There's more than collecting involved. But I have a new Chasseur casserole dish, wok and compost bin with a lid! Just what I needed.